WannaRub, a veteran-owned, spice rub and seasoning company, announced their official launch Wednesday 05/08/19 with a job opening and commercial (above) featuring the voices of Morgan Freeman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Matthew McConaughey, Donald Trump, Jeff Goldblum and Robert DeNiro as performed by actor and comedian Josh Robert Thompson. WannaRub is looking to hire one deserving candidate, that Thompson can follow around and narrate for one day while he impersonates Morgan Freeman to make even their daily routine sound more epic.

The one-day job will require the individual to go about their everyday life, as well as try WannaRub on various foods and be featured in a promotional video while having fun. The person selected will also receive $1,000 in compensation and a year’s supply of WannaRub.

“This is a perfect opportunity for someone to jump in and experience our brand and see how it aligns with our mission, which is to create a brand that everyone can connect to and have fun with,” said Eric Strohl, Rub Master and Founder of WannaRub. “Many businesses and people are obsessed with social media influencers and who have the most likes, but we’re a simple, middle-class American brand, so rather than paying some Instagram model a stack of money to try and get eyeballs, we are opting to pay a deserving person to brighten their day, and prove that just like WannaRub can make all food taste better, Josh’s Fake Morgan Freeman persona can make anyone’s day better!”

Thompson, who gained notoriety and fame for his performance as Geoff Peterson the robot for eight years on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, is currently doing voiceover-work on FOX’s hit cartoon TV show, Family Guy, for his eighth season on the show, and has appeared on American Dad, The Howard Stern Show, The Angry Birds Movie and Robot Chicken.

*Legal disclaimer: This is a real, freelance job offer. You must submit the information above to be considered. We may hire as many candidates as we see fit, or none at all. Potential employee(s) must be above the age of 18, and reside in the USA. Also, Academy Award-winning Actor, Morgan Freeman (“The Shawshank Redemption”, “The Dark Knight Trilogy”, “Driving Miss Daisy”, “Bruce Almighty”, etc…) has NOT endorsed this product or job offer, and will not be involved at any point.